Tuesday, February 26, 2013

WK5 - Quick Recap

Another week, another mountain of stats. The Fucking Randy was away this weekend on a conference in NYC; he was the prestigious guest speaker at BRA (Bodacious Reporters Association) and was therefore unable to provide stats for last week. The Fucking Randy attempted to employ the services of an MPAc to cover stat duties, but said MPAc was too busy shopping for Eddie Bauer cottons and wine-corked Birkenstocks.

As I am short on time, I'll simply provide the stats as of last night, courtesy of the Redemption Stats Machine:



And as for PPGP:

Burgundy, 3.47
Safari, 3.25
Sitch, 3.39
Dick Burns, 2.96

"Fuck this shit. Fuck. This. Shit."

I understand, Dick. Malkin's out; it is a major blow. Nonetheless, wise words, Dick.

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