Legal Name: Dickery Burns
Qualifications: 1 year select-general management experience, large phallus
About: Dickery Burns began his management career by first gaining experience in the arts, where he directed, produced, and stage-managed various artistic productions. Soon after, he applied his management experience to hockey, along with the other select-GMs.
Aside from management, Dick Burns is known for his private, uniquely groomed, region. He is also known for mimicking the sound of a wailing giraffe when inebriated, as well as being wise.
Aside from management, Dick Burns is known for his private, uniquely groomed, region. He is also known for mimicking the sound of a wailing giraffe when inebriated, as well as being wise.
Quotes:
"Who needs Gs when you've got a big fat D?"
"What are you, an area code?!"
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