Legal Name: Africano Lionas Safari
Qualifications: 5+ years general management experience, 1 year select-general management experience, 1 year Commissioner experience
About: Africano Lionas Safari began his career in general management by first captaining the Canadian Underground T-BAG, where they were crowned world champions after he flashed his pubic hairs at the opposition as a strategical distraction. He is credited as being the original creator of the select-GM League before passing responsibilities to the Fucking Randy. He is also an avid believer of the 'eye-flick' movement, and currently resides in the Middle East.
Quotes:
"Bad blood, good blood, who the fuck cares? It's blood. And blood, is all a Lion can smell."
"Who's better than Bad Boy? Noooooooobody!"
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