WK7 - the Big B. Guarantee

From 03/08/2013:

Will we have a new leader by the end of the week?

"No," said Burgundy. "I guarantee (looks down at PromptApp)... IT!"

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I fucking love competition, and I love bold guarantees even more. Now, that's not to say that you should Be Bold all the time - that just gets you into berry big trouble - but a bold guarantee can definitely add hairs to the chest (or lips, in this case). Therefore, the Fucking Randy must congratulate the Burgs for delivering on his promise.

Burgundy, in celebration after last night's performance.

Burgundy has once again topped the weekly standings. After temporarily losing the status on Saturday to Sitch, Burgundy power-punched his way (via ovaries) back to the top with a bodacious Saturday night, where he was the only select-GM to top more than 40pts. He has regained his lead and distanced himself about 20pts ahead of second-place Sitch.

Here are the charts, courtesy of the Redemption Stats Machine:

Due to popular demand, I've added another visual for you fuckers. Because of the increasing discussion r.e. games played, I've added a third chart depicting the cumulative PPGP statistic, by week. Burgundy, increasingly hungry for statistics, loves the PPGP statistic, as it takes into consideration the games played by each select-GM. He went on record last night saying that Safari has 'eight games on him' so Safari's total points statistic is somewhat ballz. I've compiled the PPGP by week for your viewing pleasure:

What does this tell us? Well, for one thing, that bitch Sitch (3.55 PPGP) and that bodacious Burgs (3.47 PPGP) are fucking close. If any select-GM wants to challenge for top spot, they better hope that their remaining roster players can each bank, on average, at least 3.40pts per night. Otherwise, the hill is simply too steep.

"I've got a bone to pick," said Sitch. "Burgs went on record saying that he 'purposely benched' his players to reduce the rate at which his games were being played. He said he 'lost huge amounts of points' due to this. You know what I say? I say fuck that; you make your choices, you stick by them. Don't be blaming the fact that your lead has been reduced because you purposely sacrificed points. I've been bench-managing this entire season, keeping my games in check. Did I miss out? Yes (see Tavares, who literally notched mutli-goal games while on the bench), but I did so because any responsible GM has to take on all angles. If Burgs is implying that the only reason the Redemption is close because of his own making, he's a fucking idiot."

"Bitch, you're pathetic. You should be called SSS (Sloppy Seconds Sitch), as all you do is pick up the Burgundy slops. See: Perry, Markov, Kovalchuk."

"CRUNCH YOU!" replied Sitch.

"I'm going to straight-up murder your ass!" cried Burgundy.

Wise words, dicks.