Apologies for not publishing last week's statistics on time; the Fucking Randy had to make an unexpected trip to RGH Sunday afternoon, a time he usually reserves for statistical supremacy. I won't get into the details, but I will say this: chicks these days put more force into everything than they used to. Therefore, boys, if you ever get as lucky as the Fucking Randy (which you don't), make sure you know where the closest hospital is in reference to where you get laid, just in case your lady friend gets too frisky (if there is such a thing).
Anyways, here are the statistics, courtesy of the Redemption Stats Machine:
Burgundy still tops the charts, but Sitch is marking time wisely, and still holds a slight edge in PPGP. Somewhat surprisingly, both teams slowed this week; they both had sub-par performances. Though Pittsburgh is running like a well-oiled locomotive, the scoring for Crosbone, Neal, and Malkin have been mediocre at best. Stamkos, Sitch's pride and glory, was also held without points in back to back games for the first time this season.
Overall, not much to report. Remember, select-GMs, it only gets harder. Never easier.
"We need a blockbuster deal to energize this Redemption," said Dick Burns. "Who's ready to dance?"
Wise words, Dick.
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