WK10 - "Step Aside, Burgas!"

You hear that? It's the wind of change.

The bodacious Burgundy, or "Burgas" as Sitch has dubbed him, has finally been shaken off his thrown; Sir Ronald is no longer in Pleasure Town.

"You fuckin' wait and see," said Burgundy (Burgas). "Once my Crosbone begins working his magic again, I'll be back on top, throwing my feces at my degenerate select-GMs, laughing as they cry for me to share the spotlight. I was no. 1 for eight consecutive weeks; do you know how fucking amazing that was?"

"Sitch don't care; Sitch no. 1." said a neanderthal Sitch. "Hazzz!"

"Hazzz!" says Sitch.

Hazzz indeed, Sitch (whatever the fuck that means). After starting the Redemption in the basement, Sitch has gradually made his way up the latter, climbing over big fat Dick Burns, big T-Bag Safari, and big bodacious Burgs to sit alone atop the Redemption rankings. Here are the charts, courtesy of the Redemption Stats Machine:

As we can see, Burgs has taken a fall this week, and has actually slid into third position. Sitch was able to vault himself into first because of the timely pick-up of Joffrey Lupul, as well as P.K. Subban playing like he's Erik Karlsson. Not surprisingly, Sitch was this week's top point producer, and was able to add 14% onto his total points. Safari and Burgs both added 10%, while Dick Burns finished the week with adding 7%.

I'd like to take a moment to say that the current rankings match, to a tee, my initial preDICKtions. If this is where we end up by season's end, I'm sure to receive my third Pulitzer Prize.

So what do we have in store for the coming weeks? Well, if it's anything like what Pittsburgh has done lately, we should hope to see some fireworks. I know Dick Burns has been sniffing for a rebuild, and rumor has it he's looking for draft picks in the first three rounds.

"Anything is possible," said Dick Burns. "My team needs a clean-up. Looks like I got a clean-up in aisle-5."

Wise words, Dick.