Can you feel the tension in the air? I can feel it in my trousers. I know all select-GMs can feel it too. (Though their trousers don't pack as much as mine)
With the season less than 72 hours away, the Fucking Randy has some final words to say before puck drop. As I've already provided my preDICKtions earlier, I'll provide another service; the pre-season Redemption Rankings for each select-GM.
I've studied each and every roster and will provide my two cents. Who's got the best D (both defense and dick)? Who has built a wall in front of their net? Which forwards will reign supreme? All will be revealed faster than the Fucking Randy gets ladies on Saturdays.
That is, unbelievable speed. Stay tuned...
"My dick is so hard with antcipation," telegraphs Dick Burns.
Wise words, Dick.
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