At Burgundy's Request...

Readers, please take note.

I generally do not publish statistical reports frequently. It takes thorough analysis, with comprehensive number crunching and formal review before finalizing. However, Burgundy was so adamant on publishing statistics after last night's games that I've decided that it's probably worth doing some slight number crunching now as opposed to hearing him bitch at me all weekend. Weekends are for beds, breasts, and beyond (no Burgundy).

Why U  Cant do itz nowwwz?! - Burgundy (03:00 1/25/2013)

"What the fuck, Randy? I'm just trying to report shit like it is," whined Burgundy. "I'm trying to be objective here!"

Be that as it may, the Fucking Randy cannot possibly update every single statistic on a nightly basis; that is just ridiculous. That would be like measuring your dick to the milometer; nobody fucking cares! (Aside, it's just occurred to me that penial length is measured using imperial, not metric)

Anyways, here are team rankings, as of last night, using both total points and points-per-games-played, since not all select-GMs have played the same number of games.

So there. Dick Burns retains sole possession of first overall in both categories. Factoring rank by points-per-games-played, Burgs moves from 3rd to 2nd. Happy, Burgs?

"Yuppers," nods Burgundy.

"Um... I'm sorry. Who's still number one?" asks Dick Burns.

Wise words, Dick.